If you wanted an example of all the flaws found in the Moffat era Doctor Who’s writing look no further. Dinosaurs on a Spaceship seems to serve
largely as a display of where the series falls short in its scripts and which
aspects keep dragging its stories down.
To put it simply it relies upon the audience accepting things without
thinking.
There are some gaping plot holes, mood whiplash is rife, characters are
dropped in without introductions of any sort and the first act seems only to
exist to be gotten out of the way as fast as possible. Rather than stopping to
bloody well explain anything or spend time setting anything up; the entire
episode is devoted to putting as much things on screen as possible and rush
through them.
To give a quick example, the episode opens up with the Doctor having
done… something in Egypt
and queen Nefetiti being very
interested in him. He then sees something alerting him on a card and the scene
jumps to the present day in the Indian Space Agency where he is told an object
the length of Canada
will soon impact with the Earth. He has six hours to stop it. He then jumps
back in time, grabs a Victorian big game hunter, Amy, Rory and Rory’s father
then heads for the ship.
This is all within the first five minutes. Why does the Doctor not just
travel back further to give him more time to stop it? Why does he want the
Victorian explorer with him? Why is the Indian Space Agency dealing with this
rather than UNIT? Why is queen Nefetiti of more titles than I can list still
with him?
Not explained. Oh, and this is the short list of things which are never
gone into. You wouldn’t believe how long the list of plot elements which are
raced through at breakneck speed or brought up then promptly dropped is.
A good nine tenths of this stuff consists of things they could have
easily dropped. Rather than giving us the distorted feeling of five scene
transitions, multiple time travelling jumps and everything else the episode
could have easily started with him picking up Amy and Rory. Worst case scenario
is that one of them might ask the Doctor the same questions the audience had by
this point – who the hell are the two people with him and why has he picked
them up this time. It’s about seventeen minutes in and with a thirty second
conversation that any semblance of an explanation for anything is given and the
show starts to slow down a bit.
What’s more is that while Doctor
Who usually has some zany aspects to it, especially with Matt Smith’s
Doctor, the writers really amped it up to the maximum for this episode. It’s
understandable that it would be greater than usual with the themes of dinosaurs
on spaceships, but this takes it a good nine or ten steps too far.
For example, the threatening mass murdering robot henchmen who
effectively wipe out an entire colony ship’s worth of sentient beings bicker
like an old married couple, act as incompetent as humanly possible and are not
terrifying in the slightest. In the very
scene where they shoot a hostage and we are told they killed thousands of
silurians; they’re shown to be arguing about manners and are used for light
comedy. It takes a very rare talent and character to have a figure pull of
being both hilarious and capable of giving people nightmares, and unfortunately
for us neither robot even comes close to this. Nor does their master.
Their master in fact is given quite possibly even less personality than
the robots. All we learn about him is that he’s callous, money driven and is so
unimportant that we never even learn his second name. No, really, it’s like the
writers realised at the very last minute “Oh hell! We actually need a proper
antagonist!” and wrote him in as best they could. He’s given no background and
the way he’s written makes him so forgettable that you’ll forget his name
seconds after it’s said, just like many characters in this era.
Perhaps the only reason anyone might remember him is that the producers
managed to get David Bradley for the role. The same goes for a lot of the
characters with Rory’s dad, Brian, being played by Mark Williams and Rupert
Graves is the Victorian hunter. None of who are given any vast amount of time to
act out their parts and were it not for the calibre of actor playing them would
be completely forgettable.
By the end of it the script is flimsy bordering upon non-existent and almost
all the episode’s qualities come either from the effects department or the
actors. The latter of who deserved a much better episode than this. It’s just
too much by the end. Too many elements introduced leaving it overstuffed, too
directionless, too many unnecessary characters leaving them somewhat
one-dimensional, too much plot and scenes to get out of the way, and far too
many jarring moments without warning or build-up. Perhaps the best part of the
actual script was the hint of the Doctor’s identity being lost and the reason
dinosaurs are on the ship, but these are very small elements of the story.
While we have seen much worse on Doctor
Who, this is just not very good. It’ll keep you entertained for a while,
but you’d probably just do better to go on iPlayer and re-watch Asylum of the Daleks.
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